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Michael H. Payne

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"Hey, Your Nose is on Fire" Industries Presents [22 Apr 2015|04:11pm]
Where to find my stuff throughout that magical land known as the Internet!

Free Fiction
  • "Familiars," the first of the stories about Cluny the Sorceress Squirrel, originally published in Sword & Sorceress 19 in 2002;
  • a reading of "Where There's Smoke," the eighth of the Cluny stories, on the Far Fetched Fables podcast;
  • "Why They Call Me Mr. Goddamn Happy," a science-fiction romance short story, originally published on the Helix SF website in 2007;
  • "The Super Secret Origin of She-Man," a superhero romance short story, originally published on the Helix SF website in 2008;
  • "The Butterfly Effect," a sonnet included in the 2nd annual poetry collection on the website [adjective][species];
  • and hundreds of thousands of words of My Little Pony fanfiction and poetry under the pseudonyms AugieDog and Baal Bunny.

Purchasable Fiction

You can also:
  • Follow Daily Grind and Terebinth, my two webcomics, either on their individual websites or right here on LiveJournal;
  • Peruse my three pieces of non-fiction writing at Strange Horizons;
  • Link up with my largely-redundant Facebook page;
  • Listen to my radio program, The Darkling Eclectica, a mix of jazz, folk, and classical musics with stories and whatnot, heard every Sunday afternoon from 4PM to 6PM Pacific Time over KUCI, 88.9 FM, broadcasting from the beautiful campus of the University of California, Irvine.

    And if I think of anything else, I'll put it here, too.

    Mike
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 210 & 211 [25 Jul 2016|06:30am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Terebinth, Page 1,371: Interstitial - Improvisatory [25 Jul 2016|06:23am]


The Terebinth Story Archive
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Darkling Eclectica, Episode 1686 [24 Jul 2016|06:10pm]
Back to what:

Passes for normal around here after the Huge Mouldy Heads last week, and then we've got one more week of July, too! So much going on!

Mike
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Daily Grind, Week 595: Snafu [23 Jul 2016|07:12am]

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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 208 & 209 [22 Jul 2016|05:24am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 206 & 207 [21 Jul 2016|06:13am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 204 & 205 [20 Jul 2016|07:23am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 202 & 203 [19 Jul 2016|07:23am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 200 & 201 [18 Jul 2016|07:36am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Terebinth, Page 1,370: Interstitial - Improvisatory [18 Jul 2016|07:31am]


The Terebinth Story Archive
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Darkling Eclectica, Episode 1685: Huge Mouldy Monkey Heads [17 Jul 2016|10:30pm]
Getting the playlist:

Posted a little late since I had to get the Huge Mouldy Heads back to their palatial hotel suite right after the show or they woulda charged me extra for their services... :)

Mike
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Daily Grind, Week 594: Snafu [16 Jul 2016|06:05am]

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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 198 & 199 [15 Jul 2016|06:59am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 196 & 197 [14 Jul 2016|06:26am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 194 & 195 [13 Jul 2016|05:47am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 192 & 193 [12 Jul 2016|06:43am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Daily Grind, Book XV, Pages 190 & 191 [11 Jul 2016|06:26am]
Book XV is What Remains, and Chapter 4, the 88th storyline overall, is "Snafu."
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Terebinth, Page 1,369: Interstitial - Improvisatory [11 Jul 2016|06:18am]


The Terebinth Story Archive
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Darkling Eclectica, Episode 1684 [10 Jul 2016|06:14pm]
This week:

The usual sort of hokum. But next week? We may have a bit of the Huge Mouldy Heads' brand of hokum!

Mike
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