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To "Hey, Your Nose is on Fire" Industries, featuring playlists from the weekly Darkling Eclectica radio program, Terebinth comics from the archive every day with new pages as well on Mondays, random observations many of which concern the latest My Little Pony cartoon show, and Daily Grind for the Weekly Reader. This last is an outgrowth of my Daily Grind comic and is designed for those who want to read each week all at once instead of day by day. So every Saturday, if all goes well, there'll be more big chunks of comics here. Thanks for dropping by!
The following, then, is the Table of Contents for Daily Grind with titles and links to the first week of each storyline and everything! I hope you find it useful. You can also visit the Table of Contents page on the main site for story descriptions and illustrated banners along with the days and dates upon which each storyline occurs. So many options!
First, though, we have:
Pre-Daily Grind: Hearts and Minds
Not really a Daily Grind story--Gana, for instance, doesn't have poisonous barbs in her wrists in the actual continuity the way she does here--but it's still an adventure that Tharka and Gana had about six months before they met the rest of the cast. It just didn't happen exactly the way it does here...
Then the real stories start:
Book I: Another Country
Intro: Welcome to Daily Grind
One: The Crossing Guard
Two: A Tooth for a Tooth
Three: Chrysalis
Four: Dust Bunny
Five: "-30-"
Six: The Batrachonesian Amphora
Book II: Out of Darkness
Seven: Pocketful of Dreams
Eight: Under Hill
Nine: Selected Shorts
Ten: Sons of the Black Swan
Eleven: The Apprentice
Twelve: Holiday
Book III: Alone Together
Thirteen: Tools of the Trade
Fourteen: Simplicity Itself
Fifteen: Shifting Sands
Sixteen: Toil and Trouble
Seventeen: Cradle to Grave
Eighteen: Administrative Oversight
Book IV: Till There was You
Nineteen: Signing the Senses
Twenty: Hypocrisy
Twenty-One: Animus
Twenty-Two: On a Clear Day
Twenty-Three: Point of Order
Twenty-Four: A Long, Long Trail A-Winding
Book V: Written on Water
Twenty-Five: Saturday
Twenty-Six: Artifacts
Twenty-Seven: Foreign Correspondence
Twenty-Eight: This Mortal Coil
Twenty-Nine: Patrimony
Thirty: The Way of All Flesh
Book VI: The Eyes of the World
Thirty-One: Refraction
Thirty-Two: A Flick of the Lash
Thirty-Three: Against the Dying of the Light
Thirty-Four: Crack of Dawn
Thirty-Five: Iris Out
Thirty-Six: Chiaroscuro
Book VII: The City When it Sleeps
Thirty-Seven: Second Date
Thirty-Eight: The Old Country
Thirty-Nine: Twelve Feet Under
Forty: The Best Defense
Forty-One: Grand Opening
Forty-Two: Burning Down the House
Book VIII: Stolen Moments
Forty-Three: Solitaire
Forty-Four: The Sting
Forty-Five: Feather in the Wind
Forty-Six: Time and the River Flowing
Forty-Seven: Maintenance
Forty-Eight: Hierogamia
Book IX: Rhapsody
Forty-Nine: Introduction & Allegro
Fifty: Adagietto
Fifty-One: Menuet a Tre
Fifty-Two: Scherzando
Fifty-Three: Toccata & Fugue
Fifty-Four: Totenfeier
Book X: Sun Won't Stop
Fifty-Five: Acceptance
Fifty-Six: Settling In
Fifty-Seven: Forgery
Fifty-Eight: Many Happy Returns
Firty-Nine: In Shining Armor
Sixty: Waxing and Waning
Book XI: Midwinter's Eve
Sixty-One: Standard Operating Procedures
Sixty-Two: Black Swans LLC
Sixty-Three: Paper Moon
Sixty-Four: The Ties That Bind
Sixty-Five: Jitters
Sixty-Six: Hearts and Flowers
Book XII: Worlds in Collision
Sixty-Seven: Adventures in Spider Sitting
Sixty-Eight: The In-Laws
Sixty-Nine: Brunch
Seventy: Taking the Ride
Seventy-One: The Unpleasantness
Seventy-Two: Crash Positions
Book XIII: Dawn's Early Light
Seventy-Three: Fits and Starts
Seventy-Four: Familial
Seventy-Five: Contraindicated
Seventy-Six: In the Country of the Blind
Seventy-Seven: For Want of a Nail
Seventy-Eight: Red Glare
Book XIV: Ringing the Changes
Seventy-Nine: Birthday Boy
Eighty: Nesting
Eighty-One: The Job
Eighty-Two: Safety Net
Eighty-Three: Minding the Gap
Eighty-Four: Chutes and Ladders
Book XV: What Remains
Eighty-Five: General Quarters
And there'll be more added here as the adventures continue!
As for me, I work in a library, play guitar and sing at a local Catholic church, host a radio program at the local university every Saturday morning, and write stories, some of which have been published--that last link'll take you to a page with a photo of me on it, so beware of that. I'm also the Co-ordinator for the SFWA Circulating Book Plan and the registrar for the Web Cartoonists' Choice Awards.
To "Hey, Your Nose is on Fire" Industries, featuring playlists from the weekly Darkling Eclectica radio program, Terebinth comics from the archive every day with new pages as well on Mondays, random observations many of which concern the latest My Little Pony cartoon show, and Daily Grind for the Weekly Reader. This last is an outgrowth of my Daily Grind comic and is designed for those who want to read each week all at once instead of day by day. So every Saturday, if all goes well, there'll be more big chunks of comics here. Thanks for dropping by!
The following, then, is the Table of Contents for Daily Grind with titles and links to the first week of each storyline and everything! I hope you find it useful. You can also visit the Table of Contents page on the main site for story descriptions and illustrated banners along with the days and dates upon which each storyline occurs. So many options!
First, though, we have:
Pre-Daily Grind: Hearts and Minds
Not really a Daily Grind story--Gana, for instance, doesn't have poisonous barbs in her wrists in the actual continuity the way she does here--but it's still an adventure that Tharka and Gana had about six months before they met the rest of the cast. It just didn't happen exactly the way it does here...
Then the real stories start:
Book I: Another Country
Intro: Welcome to Daily Grind
One: The Crossing Guard
Two: A Tooth for a Tooth
Three: Chrysalis
Four: Dust Bunny
Five: "-30-"
Six: The Batrachonesian Amphora
Book II: Out of Darkness
Seven: Pocketful of Dreams
Eight: Under Hill
Nine: Selected Shorts
Ten: Sons of the Black Swan
Eleven: The Apprentice
Twelve: Holiday
Book III: Alone Together
Thirteen: Tools of the Trade
Fourteen: Simplicity Itself
Fifteen: Shifting Sands
Sixteen: Toil and Trouble
Seventeen: Cradle to Grave
Eighteen: Administrative Oversight
Book IV: Till There was You
Nineteen: Signing the Senses
Twenty: Hypocrisy
Twenty-One: Animus
Twenty-Two: On a Clear Day
Twenty-Three: Point of Order
Twenty-Four: A Long, Long Trail A-Winding
Book V: Written on Water
Twenty-Five: Saturday
Twenty-Six: Artifacts
Twenty-Seven: Foreign Correspondence
Twenty-Eight: This Mortal Coil
Twenty-Nine: Patrimony
Thirty: The Way of All Flesh
Book VI: The Eyes of the World
Thirty-One: Refraction
Thirty-Two: A Flick of the Lash
Thirty-Three: Against the Dying of the Light
Thirty-Four: Crack of Dawn
Thirty-Five: Iris Out
Thirty-Six: Chiaroscuro
Book VII: The City When it Sleeps
Thirty-Seven: Second Date
Thirty-Eight: The Old Country
Thirty-Nine: Twelve Feet Under
Forty: The Best Defense
Forty-One: Grand Opening
Forty-Two: Burning Down the House
Book VIII: Stolen Moments
Forty-Three: Solitaire
Forty-Four: The Sting
Forty-Five: Feather in the Wind
Forty-Six: Time and the River Flowing
Forty-Seven: Maintenance
Forty-Eight: Hierogamia
Book IX: Rhapsody
Forty-Nine: Introduction & Allegro
Fifty: Adagietto
Fifty-One: Menuet a Tre
Fifty-Two: Scherzando
Fifty-Three: Toccata & Fugue
Fifty-Four: Totenfeier
Book X: Sun Won't Stop
Fifty-Five: Acceptance
Fifty-Six: Settling In
Fifty-Seven: Forgery
Fifty-Eight: Many Happy Returns
Firty-Nine: In Shining Armor
Sixty: Waxing and Waning
Book XI: Midwinter's Eve
Sixty-One: Standard Operating Procedures
Sixty-Two: Black Swans LLC
Sixty-Three: Paper Moon
Sixty-Four: The Ties That Bind
Sixty-Five: Jitters
Sixty-Six: Hearts and Flowers
Book XII: Worlds in Collision
Sixty-Seven: Adventures in Spider Sitting
Sixty-Eight: The In-Laws
Sixty-Nine: Brunch
Seventy: Taking the Ride
Seventy-One: The Unpleasantness
Seventy-Two: Crash Positions
Book XIII: Dawn's Early Light
Seventy-Three: Fits and Starts
Seventy-Four: Familial
Seventy-Five: Contraindicated
Seventy-Six: In the Country of the Blind
Seventy-Seven: For Want of a Nail
Seventy-Eight: Red Glare
Book XIV: Ringing the Changes
Seventy-Nine: Birthday Boy
Eighty: Nesting
Eighty-One: The Job
Eighty-Two: Safety Net
Eighty-Three: Minding the Gap
Eighty-Four: Chutes and Ladders
Book XV: What Remains
Eighty-Five: General Quarters
And there'll be more added here as the adventures continue!
As for me, I work in a library, play guitar and sing at a local Catholic church, host a radio program at the local university every Saturday morning, and write stories, some of which have been published--that last link'll take you to a page with a photo of me on it, so beware of that. I'm also the Co-ordinator for the SFWA Circulating Book Plan and the registrar for the Web Cartoonists' Choice Awards.
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